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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:58
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Totam aut neque cum voluptas velit eum tempore.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
No way
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried